That’s the third time this week!! But at least he wasn’t masturbating this time. — Joel McHale on “The Soup,” after a skit during which the E! News director hangs himself.
From Egypt To The Maxwell House -
It’s unbelievable how accurately this portrays my Jewish experience.
Breaking News -
Working at the Howard Stern Show, I only report on breaking news with extreme social implications. I feel I have a responsibility to the listeners to always be fair and balanced, you know?
Michael Chabon Developing Magicians-Fight-Hitler Show For HBO -
I now know the first place I’m applying for a job when I graduate.
I’m gonna get my ass kicked at work for this one.
I Take My Job Monitoring The News Very, Very Seriously -
Derek Simon: Always fair, always balanced.
Your conjugation is horrible. — The reprimanding “teacher” in a porno, just before the sex part. I love how seriously some porn takes itself.